Mama has never wanted for much. Except for you and your daddy. I've wanted you lot since forever and its like now I'm whole. But other stuff.. Nah, not really. I've never really wanted for much.
I definitely did not want D-cup boobs.
But apparently someone up there reckons that's what your mama needs and so here is a PG-rated photo of my new badoinks. It's mad. I've never been "small" but D...? I am barely 5 feet tall.
Now it's like my booty better get some junk on or I'm going to topple over everytime I stand up.
(Just kidding, don't you dare, booty)